Indian, Noise Media, and Clock Tower X
You may or many not have seen the 2026 edition of the H-D VS Indian Wars, which is no longer conducted solely on racetracks and salerooms, but on microblogging platforms like X. ‘The Harley-Davidson Versus Indian Wars’ is the title of a terrific book by Allan Girdler, and a convenient label for the drama unfolding between our two major domestic motorcycle brands. Girdler’s book “explores the bitter engineering and racing battles for control of the American motorcycle market.” To that historic struggle we can now add a corporate assault using the most modern of tools: PR by proxy, using paid-for conservative influencers and legions of bots to resonate messaging. And their message is: ‘Harley is woke, gay, anti-American, and made outside the USA, while Indian is 125 years old this year and MADE IN THE USA.’

Soon after Strickland’s message, MAGA influencer Priya Patel on X declared Harley-Davidson – that’s Harley-effing-Davidson – as “fundamentally anti-American”. The Trump administration has directly joined the fray, as Nick Adams, the Special Presidential Envoy for American Tourism, Exceptionalism, and Values, shouted on X: “Harley Davidson is a woke company that has repeatedly supported leftist causes and bragged about it to their shareholders….Indian Motorcycles are 100% pro-America and have been for 125 years…Unlike Harley Davidson, Indian Motorcycles are 100% pro-America. 125 years of greatness. Make the switch.” If that isn’t already Indian’s advertising slogan, they’re missing an opportunity…one they very likely paid for already, but we’ll get to that. In each of these cases, the tweets are amplified by chat-bots in the comments section, endlessly re-posting the message. Oh, how Joseph Goebbels would have loved working in PR today…




While this story has been picked up by The Bulwark (‘Inside MAGA’s Fake Gay Motorcycle War’) and by RideApart (‘Influencers Are Calling Harley Woke Again. Then They’re Hyping Indian Motorcycles’), the direct connection between Indian, Noise Media, and Clock Tower X / Brad Parscale is news. And likely, the folks actually working at Indian know nothing about it: this is all happening behind the scenes, with shots being fired by hired guns. You heard it here first. Don’t believe the hype.

Related Posts
August 13, 2018
Every Picture Tells a Story: Marie Therese Von Hammerstein
Marie Therese von Hammerstein was a…
March 23, 2018
100 Years Ago: Harley-Davidson Manufacturing in 1918
In 1918, the US Gov't inspected the…
February 14, 2018
The Vintagent Selects: Josh Kurpius DKS! Harley Davidson Ambassador
DKS! went to Milwaukee, WI. to meet up…




I’m guessing the “pushing radical idealogy on children” [sic] is Harley through its Stacyc bike line grooming little grommets to ride electric balance bikes. Next thing you know, the kids will be turning to Dust electric MX bikes (another H-D acquisition) and from there communism naturally follows.
So … ahhhh … grooming the munchkin set to BUY more junk … leads to Communism ?
Ahhh … yeah right … that Ai Hallucination thing got ya again did it ?
Hmmm .. so Harley vs Indian . Hmmm … well …
Round one ( the distant past ) …. Harley by a long shot ….. both on track …. salesroom floors … and military/ government sales … Harley … hands down .. kicked Indian’s posterior from one end of the planet to the other … hell .. even Vincent couldn’t pull Indian out of the hole they dug themselves …. end result … hasta la bye bye Indian … dead and gone .. morte …
Round Two … the REAL Harley vs fake wanna be CDN owned lock stock and tomahawk Indian .
Other than a few successes on the ( dirt ) track ( due in no small part to H-D all but ceasing all development ) ..
Indian has never come back into the game to so much as call them a competitor . More like an annoying gnat that does no harm but can PO someone
Indian sales ? A joke ! Only its previous Victory iteration’s sales were worse . Product ? As bad as H-D’s have become … the ‘ new ‘ Indian is much worse
The present ?
Oh dear …. first lets be blunt…. Indian has been dumped by its minders …. in no small part in retaliation for … well … you know … or at least you damn well should know ( can you say … Tariffs ? ) .. sold off to a vulture capitalist and now run by someone who could care less about motorcycles … all at a point where large ‘ Mericun ‘ cruisers aint selling worth a damn here or overseas
H-D ? Ooops … suffice it to say … though no vulture capitalists have entered the picture .. and the current CEO does seem to have a clue when it comes to M/C’s …. H-Ds sales are in the toilet … profits have gone the way of the Dodo … the demise of large cruiser sales are hitting em hard … and EVERY damn attempt to reach down market has and is proving to be a great big FAIL !
So what out The Motor Company in this position ? A combination of excess greed … an inability to recognize a singular albeit unsustainable sales boom that was destined to crash ….. lousy reliability ( which turns off new potential owners in droves ) .. a change to a CEO who had his head firmly planted up his posterior for so damn long I’m guessing the man hasn’t breathed fresh air since his pre-adolescence .. pathetic new product follow up development ( oh the V-Rod …. a brilliant bike with infinite possibility that H-D abandoned like a bastard child ) ..etc etc .. et al .. ad nauseam !
And oh yeah … then there’s that moment of Corporate Cronyism that both round 1 & 2 has only gotten them a POTUS kick in the ass ! Cause they never ever learn ,,, do they !!!
Leaving H-D to sell off valuable assets left and right .. laying off 1000’s …
So Indian vs H-D ? H-D despite its current woes … H0D has won each and every round leaving Indian to be the wanna be of ‘ Mericun ‘ M/C’s . Fact is … they were hardly ever in the game … despite coming in before H-D existed …. kinda says something .. don’t it ! 😉
Rock On & Ride On .. and do commit random acts of defiance 😎
( all of the above is based on verifiable history & fact … from reliable sources and decades of involvement ) not internet Ai manufactured BS rumors and hallucinations )
My sources ?
Michael Uhlarik ( a genuine industry insider ! )
Motorcycle industry news ( what little can be found … with most of the M/C industry being about as transparent as a sheet of steel )
ADVRider
WSJ .. Financial Times … etc etc .. and then there’s them CH banker ( as in they own the bank ) connections … hmmmm ..
As for any MAGA involvement / interest w/ Indian or H-D … etc ?
Honestly …. WTF gives a damn what a bunch of brain dead Quisling Sycophants ( traitor – ass kissers … for those of you with limited vocabulary ) … pretend to think or care about ? Reality is … they are the very epitome of Group Think …e.g. .. what ever the group believes … is true … regardless of the realities starring/smacking them in the face ! e.g MeatHead puppets on a string pulled by forces that would just as soon see them die !
( just take a look at what .. well … you know … is doing to healthcare … and then … hey ….enjoying them gas / diesel prices in that gas sucking POS ? .Loviing what food and housing is costing ya ? Oh yeah … they is digging they own graves inch by inch … foot by foot … with no grave marker to be seen )
Commit Random Acts of Defiance ( btw … just reading this article is an act of defiance in the minds of the opposition )
And kudos for Mr … errr … Littlewheels ? for writing the article … and PdO … for having the cojones to write this article … not to mention PdO putting it up on his website ….
…oh PdO … I may criticize now and again …. but brother … overall … you’ve got my respect … in spades
😎
A lil clarification and edumacation ; ( spelling intentional for effect )
First .. let me be clear … my comment about my sources was in no way intended to disparage the author of the article or his sources .. I was simply making sure y’all know I DON’T DO NO Automated Cognition ( Ai) nor Social Media …
Second … to be very clear … the new owners of Indian are NOT an investment group .
They are .. in plain language …. Venture Capitalists .( known in the vernacular as Vulture Capitalists )… and one my friends … aint the other
Whats the difference ya might ask ?
An investment group … is focused on profit … either raising the company in question up to hold on to it … or raising it up to sell at a profit .. but either way … profit … near and long term is the goal
Venture Capitalists on the other hand are primarily focused on assets … property … buildings …. tech … patents … with their main modus operandi being …. bleed the purchase dry because the assets equal more than all the potential profits combined … hence the term .. Vulture Capitalists … e.g. … they aint there ta fix things … they’s there ta pick the bones dry
Which is to say ..all bets are Indian is ” Dead Man Walking ”
Now to quote the Bard ( Randy Newman ) … ” I could be wrong now ” … fact is I hope I am … but ahhh … ” I don’t think so ”
And finally … if I may be so bold … Kudos to all those complimenting PdO for his having the cojones to post this article …. cause trust me … he’s out on a limb on this one … to our benefit
And to all those who’d condemn PdO on this one … I send out a loud and adamant …
4Q 😎
What’s with all the ellipses?
I am very, very proud of Paul D’Orleans for publishing this. I deeply hope it sparks and emboldens some real journalism about motorcycles and motorcycling in other venues as well.
I am sick of hot takes on press releases.
Good work Paul!!’
–Steve Del Vecchio
My sincere thanks for your cogent and well researched article in this morning’s Vintagent related to the woke wars. It does indeed need to be said. And I applaud you for doing just that.
Just a quick note to say how very proud and impressed I am that you published this.
It does my heart good to read an actual piece of motorcycle journalism for a change. I am so sick of hot takes on press releases.
Thank you Paul!!
From here well outside America it’s almost impossible to understand this mental and moral sickness that is rampaging across the country and, by extension, across the world.
Trump seems to have absolutely no compunction about his seeming dedication to destroying the civilised world and letting chaos reign, which he presumably thinks – wrongly – that he can fend to his will, and of course influencers will say anything they are paid to say, again without any shred of moral decency.
What a sick world we have descended into with incredible rapidity.
Well said …. and it its any small source of comfort to you ….. having seen this coming over the last two decades … getting an upfront preview living in VT ( the myth of VT being liberal or even independent minded is just that … a complete and utter myth ) …..not to mention a background in philosophy , theology etc … enough to at the very least see why this would happen ( read ” At the End of an Age ” by John Lukacs )
… to be honest … living in the middle of it all ….. even in a liberal biased state ( Colorado )
More often than not …. especially when I see crap like this desperately pathetic attempt by a Dead in the the Water company ( Indian M/C ) to justify its further existence when over the 70 ( not consecutive ) years it has only made a profit for one …
I am as dumbfounded and flummoxed … not that this is all happening … but rather … the level at which it is happening !
Suffice it to say … and to be very very blunt … We the Not So US of A have volitionally succumbed to the the full effects of ..
STUPITY
And yes … its spreading …. and damn … sick is too small a word to describe it … but honesty …. hmmm … ok … was gonna say haven’t got anything better … but I do
Volitional Stupidity …. understanding that in the classic definition of stupidity …. ignorance is defined as a state when’re either one does not … can not … or doesn’t have access to the truth ….
Whereas stupidity …. is when one has all the access imaginable … is completely able to understand and comprehend the truth … but choses not to
Volitional Stupidity being the state when one knows the truth …. has in the past lived the ruth … but has chosen for one reason or another to succumb to the stupidity of the age …. despite it being against THEIR best interest
Phew …. lecture over …. and from this American … my apologies …. for all that is and will happen
Phew …. just watched / listened to todays 6/12/26 ADVRider ‘ The Lowdown Show ‘ podcast on the subject at hand . And now … beyond this small article … etc etc etc … I truly understand the depth and level of stupidity Indian et al have succumbed to .
Not to mention the level and intensity of the industry level professionals condemnation of this act of idiocracy
As for H-D responding ? I mean damn … don’t get me wrong … I’ve had my issues with H-D ( as has my family since 1926 ) but …. Methinks this may be a Sun Tzu ( The Art of War ) moment …. specifically …
‘ Many times the best strategy is to sit calmly by the riverside …. until the bodies of your enemies ( Indian M/C ) come floating down ‘
Which they will …. guaranteed
As for Indian et al …. a huge 4Q to you all …. and ….
” Bring me dead flowers in the morning … and I won’t forget to put flowers on your grave ” .. MJ & KR