My Motorcycle History, Part 2: The Wino
The construction business turned to shit for me and a lot of other folks in 1980. Interest rates were at 21% thanks to the “FED,” and numerous other assholes I’m sure, and my boss came in one Monday morning with my paycheck and a handshake, wishing me good luck in whatever new adventure I may pursue. Well that was it, screw these people; I bought a 36’ crab boat in San Francisco and proceeded to make my fame and fortune as a commercial fisherman...a really dumb idea. After the crab season in San Francisco Bay, in early 1981, I moved the boat to Fort Bragg CA and fished the Rock Cod seas. I befriended several old salt fishermen from there, most notably Charley Fagg (he used to say “the only Fagg in Bragg"); super guy, took me under his wing and showed me the fishing business. Well one of Charlie’s buddies was “Wino” Willie Forkner...the actual Wino Willie from the 1947 Hollister 'riot'. Holy shit Wino Willie! I was instantly enthralled asked him a million questions...and got shitfaced drunk, doing significant damage to my liver. At that time Willie and Al Reynolds’ favorite was Southern Comfort. I still gag at the smell. We'd drink for days and whoop it up at Al’s barn, when the weather was making the ocean into a smoking hole.
The visiting riders mostly ignored the organized AMA scrambles and hillclimbs, and set about entertaining themselves on the main street in town. They performed stunts (donuts, standing on saddles, wheelies; nothing has changed!) and racing each other down the street, cheered on by their friends, who became increasingly drunk and loud as the weekend progressed. Not a single citizen of the town was injured or complained to the police, and accounts from business owners confirmed they’d made more money that weekend than at any time prior, and any physical damage to their businesses or the town’s property was minimal. There was, of course, damage to some of the riders, with around 60 reported injuries, with three serious ones, including a broken leg and a cracked skull. The police made 50 arrests for public drunkenness, reckless driving, and disturbing the peace, all misdemeanors. Locals were quoted that while the scene was ‘a hell of a mess’, the bikers ‘weren’t doing anything bad, just riding up and down whooping and hollering, not really doing any harm at all.’ Even a local City Councilman stated ‘Luckily, there appears to be no serious damage. These trick riders did more harm to themselves than the town.’
Wino Willie passed away a few weeks before the 50th anniversary of Hollister 1947. His friends and family had him cremated and Wino attended the event in an urn.
Last article I listed a group of acronyms, listed below is the translations.
RUBs “Rich Urban Bikers”
Sewers “Suburban Weekend Riders”
Ahabs “Aspiring Hard-ass Bikers”
Riots “Retired Idiots on Tour”
Bastards “Bought a Sportster, Therefore a Radical Dude”
Igloos “I Got the Look, Will Own One Soon”
Hoots “Have One Ordered; True Story”
My wife and I just got back from the Laughlin River Run. Looking back at Holister 1947 and comparing that to 53 years later the only thing that’s changed is the numbers. Same press thing, same cop thing, same local businesses making windfall profit (i.e. Water $3.50 per bottle). The bikes are Harley, but they are no longer bob-jobs as in 'take off all the crap you don’t need and shorten the rear fender with a hacksaw'. Now it’s $50,000.00 wonders that some RUB cashed in his 401k for.

My Motorcycle History, Part 1
It all started in Elk Creek, CA. in the summer of 1951. I was seven years old and in the first grade. This gang of bikers came to town, bought some beer at the store and proceeded to climb the hill across the street. I don’t remember the exact number but it was four or five guys, more motorcycles than I had ever seen at once, and the townsfolk’s population (50) were in an uproar - someone call the sheriff! Well the sheriff was in Willows 20 miles away and when he arrived the bikes were long gone. That was the slickest thing I had ever seen. The bikes were probably Indians, H-Ds, and maybe a Triumph or BSA in the mix, whatever they were they put on a show for an hour. Climbing that hill (looking back the hill is fairly steep but a good run out on the bottom, but only about 50 feet high) blew my mind, never saw any thing like it before. I was hooked, and never forgot that day.
